Monday, November 2, 2009

Loads of signs

Driving near an area that has a load of signs in one spot on a highway, having to read them all before you pass them.

Nice apartment in bad area

Finding a nice apartment but it is in a bad area.

Tickers during sports

Having to watch the ticker at the bottom of TV screen during a sports game.

No replay sign

It is annoying in a sports game when they show a replay but don't put the words "replay" on screen. You think it just happened.

The wrong call

A call in a sports game that you know is the wrong call.

Rain delays

Rain delays in sports games taking forever for the game to resume.

Wasting time

Players on the winning team playing slow to kill the other teams momentum.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Lawnmower out of gas

The lawnmower runs out of gas just before you finish cutting the last few rows of grass.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Untangle this cord

Sometimes with the older telephones, the phone cord gets tangled and it is almost impossible to untangle.

No farting

People who insist on farting in public all the time.

Slow left lane drivers

Drivers who drive slow in the left lane rather than go in the right lane.

No thanks

People who don't say "thank you" after you hold a door open for them.

No paved driveways

People who don't pave their driveway and you have to park on stones or dirt.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Too many cobwebs

Having cobwebs all around the house from spiders in the summer.

Crazy people on planes

Having a weird or crazy person on the same flight that you are on.

Fussy apartment people

It is not like you will own the place. Why are some people be so fussy about things in it.

Angry people in airports

It always seems that there is at least one angry person in the airport at all times.

Dust on blinds

Cleaning dust off the blinds take forever. It seems impossible to keep off.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Falling socks

The elastic part on top of the sock stretches and your socks keep falling down all the time.

Winter coming

It is hard to get excited about fall when in the next month you have to drive in ice and snow in the winter.

Camera on the act

On live shows where the camera pans to the audience too much instead of the live act on stage.

No hair on food

People who leave their hair on the water bottles or someplace else on food they take.

Clear the time

Some people never clear the time on the microwave if they take their food out early.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

New cell phones

How often do new cell phones have to keep coming out? What are we supposed to keep buying a new model all the time?

No talent

People who go on talent shows who have no talent but act like they do.

Monday, March 23, 2009

They don't offer that channel

Having a cable company that does not offer the channel that you want.

Bad songs in commercials

You can tell that some of the songs in commercials were never in the top 100 hit charts.

Arguments in airports

Someone arguing about something inline is always the person that is on YOUR line.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Aging couch

The couch ages and you sink down on one end of it all the time.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Sunny but still cold

Walking outside on a sunny day and finding out the temperature is not as warm as it seems.

Too windy outside

Some days it is just so windy it makes even walking hard to do.

No Sun out

The dark dreary days where it is so cloudy and no Sun seems to ever shine.

Rain that never ends

The big rain storms where it rains all day and you can't go out and do anything.

Leave your problems at home

People who take every problem to work with them and you have to listen to it all.

Can you be nicer?

Having a boss that is not friendly. We all got to work with each other. Why not make the best of it?

Explain it better

Having someone show you a new job but realizing they really don't know the job that well themselves.

As little as possible

People who do as little as possible on the job while still doing just enough to keep the job.