Alot

A lot is always two words. It is not spelled as one word. The word alot does not exist.

The I is upper case

I is never lower case in any sentence, but some still write it as i.

Slow fast food lines

It is fast food, but on some lines outside it is slow food with the slow lines.

Balloon rubbing noise

Rubbing your fingers on a balloon is one of the worst sounds.

Miss the garbage can

If you miss the garbage can with the toss, pick it up and put it in the can.

Sound stutters

The sound stuttering on some cable channels.

Cable guides

The cable company changing the cable guide and it is not as good as the old one.