Thursday, June 3, 2010

Great cooks

People who think the food they make is really great when it is not.

Spoon tasters

People who cook and use the same spoon to taste what they are cooking.

File the lawsuit

People who like to get rich quick by filling out a lawsuit all the time.

Book readers

People who say they read an entire book but skipped through most of it.

Loud toe nail cutters

People who make a racket cutting their toe nails.

Whistlers

People who whistle in public. Can't they be happy to themselves in quiet?

Dripping ice cream cones

Having the ice cream leak from the cones in the hot weather in the summer.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Is it dangerous?

Not knowing if a new bug that you see is dangerous or not.

Workout noise

People that make a lot of noise while working out.

Too close

People who move over and sit near your seat space on airplanes or in movie theaters.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Where is it?

The elevator is nice to use, but how come it seems you can never find where it is?

Why not fix the cavity?

How come our body can repair severe injuries but can't fix a tooth cavity on its own?

Why come in house?

Just what do spiders want inside the house? The food is not in the bedrooms.

Best spots are taken

The best spots on the beach on a crowded day always seem to be taken before you get there.

Not as bright

Not being able to see the picture as bright from the sides of a LCD.

Friday, March 5, 2010

Clueless people

People who don't know what is going on in the country or world.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Movies that are too short

Really good movies that you wish were longer.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Horn blowers

As soon as the light turns green, someone blowing the horn behind you if you don't take off right away.

Movie commercials

Commercials that are show all the time before the movie starts that are either annoying or not funny.

Brown snow

Snow that turns brown from the dirt mixing with it on the roads.

Don't stare

People who stare at you in public even though they don't know you.

Flush the bowl

People in pubic restrooms who do not flush the bowl before they leave.

Toilet don't work

Going into a restroom with two stalls and only one stall works.

Movies that are too long

Movies that could be at least 30 minutes shorter in length.

Glitzy movies

Movies that are glitzy to cover up the bad acting in them.

Terrible movie sequels

Sequels to movies that are terrible and not like the first version.

No hand washing

People coming out before you in a restroom and not washing their hands.

Water on floor

Water seems to always be on the floors near the sinks in public restrooms.

Air dryers don't work

It is annoying when the air dryer does not work to dry your hands.

Dirty restrooms

Some look like they have not been cleaned in years.

Hun

People who call you "hun" without knowing you well enough.

Dirty keyboards

Computer keyboards that looked like they have never been cleaned even once.

Repeating movie lines

People who keep on repeating a line from a movie they like.

Drive to get mail

People who drive their car up to the mailbox so they don't have to walk outside to get the mail.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Ripped towels

Taking in a bathroom towel for your shower that you didn't know is ripped.

Getting sick

Getting sick and not knowing what you have and how long it will last.

Gaining weight

Gaining weight as you get older even though it seems you are not eating more.

Runny nose

A runny nose is the worst cold symptom you can have. You always have to carry tissues wherever you go.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Loads of signs

Driving near an area that has a load of signs in one spot on a highway, having to read them all before you pass them.

Nice apartment in bad area

Finding a nice apartment but it is in a bad area.

Tickers during sports

Having to watch the ticker at the bottom of TV screen during a sports game.

No replay sign

It is annoying in a sports game when they show a replay but don't put the words "replay" on screen, making you think the play just happened.

The wrong call

A call in a sports game that you know is the wrong call.

Rain delays

Rain delays in sports games taking forever for the game to resume.