This place is not that great

Taking a vacation to someplace new and finding out that it is not such a great place to vacation at.

No pretty person here

The pretty person going on the plane never sits next to the seat that you are seated in.

Just missing the green light

Missing the green light by a few seconds all the time when you are driving.

Stop talking

Sitting next to someone on a plane who has to talk to you the entire way.

Shareholders getting the shaft

A stock you own goes bankrupt. The shareholders claim losses for years on their tax returns while the CEOs walk away with millions.

Ladder is too short

The trim on the outside of the house has to be painted, but the ladder never reaches up that high to do the job.

Aging windows

Having to replace old windows in the house and finding out that it cost thousands of dollars.

Big kids on Halloween

I thought Halloween was for kids? Why do near 16 year olds sometimes try to come around for candy?

Look before you open door

Some people in parking lots never look to see if their car door will hit your car before they open it.

Stop for crosswalk

Some drivers never slow down for people in a crosswalk.

Noisy car alarms

Some car alarms are so loud and seem to go off for no reason at all.

Cheap price but shipping cost

Buying something on TV that is cheap, but when you read closer the item cost near $10 to ship.

Online slang

Too many slang words people use online is impossible to figure out.

Microwave cooking times

The food always takes longer in the microwave oven than they say it takes on the box.

Shut the turn signal

Drivers who leave the turn signal on forever even after they make the turn. Doesn't the turn signal make a noise?

Lower case i

Some people online always use the lower case "i". Every "I" is always a capital letter.

Wrong way on bikes

People who ride bikes going against the traffic. You are supposed to ride WITH the traffic.

They don't believe we landed

People who don't believe we went to the Moon. They usually doubt many other things also that have already been proven.

One way street

Driver who drive the wrong way down a one way street ignoring the signs.

Clap for others

Why does the crowd clap on game shows when someone wins a lot of money? I would be annoyed it is not ME winning the money.

Sleepers in airports

People in the airport who use the seats as a bed to sleep on while waiting for their flight.

Stop for red lights on school bus

Drivers who don't stop on the road when the red lights are on a school bus.

Deli not open on time

You get in when the deli opens but they do not get in until 15 minutes later.

No 3 way bulbs

The supermarkets never seem to have the 3 way bulbs you need for your lamp.

Ice on food in freezer

Sometimes ice forms on the food in the freezer. It makes the food take longer to cook.

CAPS in everything they write

Some people online seem to love writing in all CAPS. This is shouting and it also makes the text hard to read.

They need the last word

Some people you talk to are so annoying and always have to have the last word. Why is the last word so important to them?

Don't throw it out the window

Drivers who throw their garbage out the car window.

Slow down in the snow

Drivers who always go fast even when snow is falling.

Borrow money

People who always ask to borrow money from you.

Male or female name

Not knowing if someone is male or female, since their name can mean either sex.

People who don't recycle

I thought everyone had to recycle? How come some people throw cans in the regular trash?

Too much perfume

People who put the entire bottle of perfume on.

Salad before meal

Why do you have to have salad before a meal when you eat out now? Years ago nobody even ate salad at home, let alone in a restaurant.

Button loose on clothes

Buttons loose on clothes. This happens on pajamas and shirts a lot and you can't button them before you go to bed.

Strings on clothes

How come a loose string is always on clothing? Pulling it does not work. You have to use a scissors.

Button worn on remote control

Having just one button wear out on the remote control making the entire remote control useless.

Too many remotes

Remote controls are a great idea, but now every product has one and you have a few of them in every room.

Don't cut nails here

People who cut their nails any place in the house.

Flush the toilet

People who never flush the toilet after they go.

People who spoil their kids

Too many toys and even cars when they get older.

Don't burp near me

Why do some people always have to burp when they eat?

Phones in commercials

Why do they have to annoy you with phones ringing in commercials? You never know if it is your phone in the house.

Wigs and hair extensions

I remember years ago it was not IN to wear them.