Thursday, December 3, 2009

Horn blowers

As soon as the light turns green, someone blowing the horn behind you if you don't take off right away.

Movie commercials

Commercials that are show all the time before the movie starts that are either annoying or not funny.

Brown snow

Snow that turns brown from the dirt mixing with it on the roads.

Don't stare

People who stare at you in public even though they don't know you.

Flush the bowl

People in pubic restrooms who do not flush the bowl before they leave.

Toilet don't work

Going into a restroom with two stalls and only one stall works.

Movies that are too long

Movies that could be at least 30 minutes shorter in length.

Glitzy movies

Movies that are glitzy to cover up the bad acting in them.

Terrible movie sequels

Sequels to movies that are terrible and not like the first version.

No hand washing

People coming out before you in a restroom and not washing their hands.

Water on floor

Water seems to always be on the floors near the sinks in public restrooms.

Air dryers don't work

It is annoying when the air dryer does not work to dry your hands.

Dirty restrooms

Some look like they have not been cleaned in years.

Hun

People who call you "hun" without knowing you well enough.

Dirty keyboards

Computer keyboards that looked like they have never been cleaned even once.

Repeating movie lines

People who keep on repeating a line from a movie they like.

Drive to get mail

People who drive their car up to the mailbox so they don't have to walk outside to get the mail.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Ripped towels

Taking in a bathroom towel for your shower that you didn't know is ripped.

Getting sick

Getting sick and not knowing what you have and how long it will last.

Gaining weight

Gaining weight as you get older even though it seems you are not eating more.

Runny nose

A runny nose is the worst cold symptom you can have. You always have to carry tissues wherever you go.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Loads of signs

Driving near an area that has a load of signs in one spot on a highway, having to read them all before you pass them.

Nice apartment in bad area

Finding a nice apartment but it is in a bad area.

Tickers during sports

Having to watch the ticker at the bottom of TV screen during a sports game.

No replay sign

It is annoying in a sports game when they show a replay but don't put the words "replay" on screen, making you think the play just happened.

The wrong call

A call in a sports game that you know is the wrong call.

Rain delays

Rain delays in sports games taking forever for the game to resume.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Lawnmower out of gas

The lawnmower runs out of gas just before you finish cutting the last few rows of grass.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Untangle this cord

Sometimes with the older telephones, the phone cord gets tangled and it is almost impossible to untangle.

No farting

People who insist on farting in public all the time.

Slow left lane drivers

Drivers who drive slow in the left lane rather than go in the right lane.

No thanks

People who don't say "thank you" after you hold a door open for them.

No paved driveways

People who don't pave their driveway and you have to park on stones or dirt.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Too many cobwebs

Having cobwebs all around the house from spiders in the summer.

Crazy people on planes

Having a weird or crazy person on the same flight that you are on.

Fussy apartment people

Why are some people so fussy about things in an apartment they do not own?

Angry people in airports

It always seems that there is at least one angry person in the airport at all times.

Dust on blinds

Cleaning dust off the blinds take forever. It seems impossible to keep off.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Falling socks

The elastic part on top of the sock stretches and your socks keep falling down all the time.

Winter coming

It is hard to get excited about autumn when in the next month you have to drive in ice and snow in the winter.

Camera on the act

On live shows where the camera pans to the audience too much instead of the live act on stage.

No hair on food

People who leave their hair on the water bottles or someplace else on food they take.

Clear the time

Some people never clear the time on the microwave if they take their food out early.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

New cell phones

How often do new cell phones have to keep coming out? What are we supposed to keep buying a new model all the time?